“...no longer had space to eat up Teague on the wing (he’d his him up on four straight possessions just before this switch, including two nasty crossovers, one to the hoop and another to slip free for a three)...”

But you would say “New York IS unreal right now” so...

I was curious what could possibly be going on with the 800 meters that would warrant this flurry of attention. Then I read that first sentence, and there was simply no option but to complain. That kind of writing doesn’t belong on a professional news outlet.

What in the world is going on in this article? More women’s 800 m coverage? And with the most poorly written opening sentence in recent memory? Please get this off my gawker.

Yeah, saw that...I think maybe I’m not getting something here...

“90 percent white...like the Ferguson police department!”

Love the sarcastic “WOOOO!” from the stands as the keeper falls on the puck.

Not entirely perfect, as Amy Schumer herself was curiously not funny...

Sweet rebuttal bro. Have a good weekend.

He was unanimously chosen as the VP because of how respected he is. No one cares that he uses HGH because so many players are doing it; that’s why it can be an open secret. That’s how open secrets work. Kind of like how politicians are all under the sway of lobbyists, everyone knows it, only we expect them to talk as…

My college roommate works in an NBA front office. He’s a Lebron superfan, and he readily acknowledges that everyone around the league knows that Lebron has been using HGH for years, and so have many other players. I’m not going to dox my buddy to provide proof for you, so I guess this is where we part ways.

It’s an open secret around the league that Lebron has been on HGH for a while. They weren’t testing for it and the benefits are through the roof, so it’d kind of be weird to think Lebron (and others) haven’t been using HGH...

Good, now we won’t have to deal with another generation of commenters who can’t read all the way to the punchline.

Tanknarok is genius.

No I wouldn’t see them doing that, because I’m blind.

Where in the article did you acknowledge that she only cares about issues that affect her directly?

Way to take a solid concept for a joke then do nothing funny with it.

I hate sportswriters as much as any deadspinner, but if you think the lockout battles aren’t won and lost in the court of public opinion, you’re crazy.

Does anyone else find Kluwe mildly to incredibly annoying?

Your argument is garbage. There’s no room for philosophical interpretation; the Duke player touched the ball last.