"About 45 minutes later, Cason and his friends met the football players in a parking lot, where Cason said they talked, shook hands, and left with smiles."

Fritz' resignation as he turns away and lets the taco hit him in the neck is the best part.

It makes me feel like Gregggg Easterbrook, but soccer players totally ignoring the guy who set them up for a goal is my number first, second, and third biggest pet peeve while watching soccer.

warming my hands over this crackling hot take.

Why? Outside of west baltimore, that's what the WB tattoo actually means.

Seriously. GUESS GREG DIDN'T SEE IT!

Keeper was leaning right because that's where you'd expect that shot to go; ball also knuckled left and made things worse.

"got me out of some latin in college"

"AP Classes and exams were just as important back then."

That's pretty excellent agility from the big; he is leaning and going right and turns back left to block the shot without taking any extra or awkward steps.

Seriously underrated comment.

HUH?

YOU'RE BLOWING MY MIND.

Peter King with the graphic reference to forced sodomy.

uh, what?

Greg Anthony can still get up!

Oh man. Wow. I just can't...do you really think Kenny Smith looks like Greg Anthony? Are you sure you don't want to claim this was ironic or something? Anything? Just going to continue pretending this didn't happen?

Agreed, it seemed very bizarre how the review just kind of breezed over this point.

Jason Kidd as a chill dad? Given that he's a wife-beating drunk, I would say no, he is not a chill dad.

Obscure references are or at least used to be Conan's go to move.