"It looks like an Italian take on the famous Sports Illustrated cover..."

She originally had a...feeling...that something was...odd about this story, and is now committing to the bit. SHE'S NOT SAYING HE MADE IT UP, JUST THAT WE CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING. So yeah, apparently we're going to keep getting these very weird passive aggressive updates for the foreseeable future.

I'm not sure a willingness to listen to Metta World Peace qualifies someone as smart, but sure.

Or you can't read.

This place is very smart to cover the springs with padding. To Skyzone in St. Louis: thanks for the concussion.

Never would've guessed the score was that low; the clip sure looks like these kids have a fair amount of game for middle schoolers.

The worst part is how selfish most of these players come off on their celebrations. Oh, your teammate just flipped a beautiful touch pass squarely onto your head, right in front of the goal? BETTER RUN RIGHT PAST HIM WITHOUT ANY ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AS IF YOU JUST SCORED AN UNASSISTED WONDER GOAL!

I really do try to add about 30-40% more speed. LA pedestrians are the worst; there's clearly horrible traffic everywhere, and like 50 poor schlubs are just trying to make a left turn, but somehow it's cool for five pedestrians to string out their crossing, abbey road style, in order to prevent any drivers from…

You calm down.

Zirin's point seems to be that JRW is in the early or perhaps middle stages of gentrification, and that Rich White people and upscale businesses moving in is actually the end game.

OH GOD YES

"In other words, Pascal puts the responsibility back on Lawrence and Adams to somehow know they're being underpaid, and faults them for it."

GREAT username.

This is still a thing?

That was mostly just awful defending. Bradley's was buried in the far corner, way different.

Really does look like he's trying to take credit for it. That's a serious douchebag move.

This guy is strangely terrified of beer.

You didn't get the joke, did you?

Come on now, he tried. Was it engaging? No. Did it have a worthwhile payoff? Not really. What was I saying?

Here's the issue; you ladies are correct in your belief that most guys who refer to women as females are sexist douchebags. Fair. Now, surely you must also understand that many, many women don't find the term offensive. That's a statistical certainty, and it might even be most women. So really, the point of this…