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Yeah no thanks. Save your apologism, not watching a movie about it.

Pretty sure he's a cowboy fan who buried a scorching hot take in there.

Dude don't even worry about being in the gray. I'm pretty sure everyone is auto-clicking "show pending" at this point, I know I am.

Tiger Woods?

Isiah Thomas is a moron. Loved him as a player, but he's been terrible at everything else. The other night he said, with a straight face, that the Cavs haven't made any moves to show Lebron that they're committed to winning right now. The other hosts couldn't think of anything to say, and I don't blame them. They then…

THE LAST FIVE MINUTES? That entire game was torture for Packers fans. Spent the entire game watching my team CHOKE on Mike McCarthy's COWARDICE in the face of WINDFALL after WINDFALL after WINDFALL after WINDFALL.

Freezer Burrito Alex is an American hero.

Allegations of homosexuality, eh? WHEN'S THE TRIAL

Yeah people seem oddly averse to acknowledging that, but you're right. I've done WAY creepier stuff than 90% of the stories that just got recounted, and it generally worked out fine.

You showed really showed those stereotypes what for.

As a Packer fan, yes.

You're right, it's...somewhat ironic. Is it less barbaric to have executions in private as opposed to making a public spectacle? Yes. Yes it is.

Also: try imagining someone using that verbal construction in real life. Nobody identifies someone by saying they are "named". Like ever.

MERELY?!?!

Was it a TD? Pretty sure it was just his first completed pass.

That's because you would have done so intentionally, for the purpose of killing them. Even a bee-sting which is fatal due to an allergic reaction is in line with the bee's intentions, which is to do harm. Saying the mosquitos kill people is more like saying the rats who carried bubonic plague killed millions; it was…

Oh no! I guess it wasn't as good as "2012", "Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon", or "Iron Man 3". BUMMER.

Counter-point: Ang Lee's Hulk sucked and was totally unwatchable.

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