Utah oppressed Hawaii? Also, former colonies do tend to adopt culinary traditions of their oppressors.

No one believes me that Colorado is (somewhat) secretly filled with idiots.

Mosquitos don't kill people, that's the malaria.

I distractedly read THE ENTIRE thing before I got to the comment section, saw the top comment praising MMQB, and promptly freaked.

...Simmons?

Not a hot take, everyone knows that this is essentially their strategy, and a very good one.

BINGO

Am I the only person who stopped reading Thompson's piece after the third typo in as many sentences? The guy is a good writer; they need a copy editor over there.

Why haven't I seen that picture before?

Maybe if that's what your dad advised you to do?

It's pretty mind boggling.

Here's the thing though: Broad City is totally hilarious.

Not even that adorable little beak flutter around :24? You're made of stone.

HIGH FIVE BRO!

Did Drew just admit to murdering his parents?

You sure about that, Dean Bitterman?

bring back the random red couch!

I guess rote was harsh...but yeah, Dunham didn't really bother to come up with something outside herself, did she?

The problem isn't that it's too subtle. The problem is that it's not nearly subtle enough.

A person who had the connections and opportunity to create any kind of world she could imagine...and she gave us a rote depiction of her life and the lives of her friends. KAY.