Loved this.

It's actually more or less true, substitute "extremely gifted" for "solid" scorer, and he's right on the money.

"it's legitimately scary."

That's not what panning is, dipshit

Whoah man. You need to chill out.

Bingo. Very similar experience in HS with a truly douchey group of upperclassmen players.

#hottake

I'd say that's racist but...that dude really does look like Wagner.

Came here thinking Kinky Friedman was going to be a Jewish sex blogger, was very surprised.

A great story, but come on, no effing way.

SCORCHING hot take

Klay Thompson also guards 1-3. Be real, Butler can't guard actual 4's, only 3's masquerading as such in small ball lineups.

Back when he was young, healthy, and gave a shit, Shumpert was a terrifying on ball defender.

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Where did you get the idea that Kanye doesn't know who Paul McCartney is? And can you really not see that these guys are just jerking you around for your unclear pronoun reference? You seem new to deadspin.

They don't get an education. The athletes are mostly non-academics who are steered into no-show classes. The diploma they get isn't worthless, but after spending their whole life on football, it's pretty close.

I imagined a slideshow.

Ah. The story was even worse: according to PFT, he got the name "for touring a jungle on a trip to Hawaii.". Refs, right? These guys have all the fun.

I think you're projecting. It seems more likely that they're friends, and Hochuli calls him that as a goof.

That's the joke, jefe.