And good lord, and Kroll is wearing a German soccer jersey in that gif...I didn't think that was wooshable, but here we are.

/slide whistle

Reds are garbage, Drew. They're the strategic opposite of orange.

Absolutely. Magary tends to tiptoe around the fact that Jezebel is shrill and annoying; this felt like shots fired.

"you can't punish people for being jackasses..."

I know the whole "things look way different when they are in slo-mo" thing has gained a lot of traction over the years, and it's often a good argument, but this is one of the (many) cases where sl0-mo actually gives us a much clearer look at what happened. This incident didn't happen at speed, so why would you think…

For taking a wild slap at Suh's ass at the end of the incident.

Kinja heroism.

Only a 500k bonus for winning a national championship? That feels cheap, but I guess they feel like they probably don't need to incentivize him THAT much...

Whoah, you're an undersized scrappy Caucasian basketball player? I'M AN UNDERSIZED SCRAPPY CAUCASIAN BASKETBALL PLAYER. What. were. the. odds.

Oof

I apologize, Mr. Kalaf, I like your work. I guess I can kind of see why you went with "about half a minute", it just seemed...odd. Sorry for the aggression, it's been a tough holiday season.

Haha good lord, didn't realize it was you again. Guess I need to pump the brakes, BUT: my point was that Dellavedova is good for what he is, he's just about as overmatched against starters as any rookie backup PG would be.

Dellavedova was a stud at St. Mary's and the best player for the Australian national team; he's a very solid backup PG. But hey, he's a white guy YOU'RE unfamiliar with, so he must be a scrub, amirite?

He knew the whole time that he was standing over Aaron Rodgers' left leg. He's a professional athlete who gets paid to know what's happening with nearby people's body parts. Not sure what part of this you guys aren't getting.

I only made the jab because the headline was so oddly re-worded that it suggested a desire to not be caught filching from Reddit. I don't actually care if they pull headlines from there or not. That was an excellent Rex Ryan foot fetish joke you made earlier, btw.

He mis-hit with the first step and followed up with another step that he then intentionally planted and drove off of. I hope you're trolling, because it's hard to believe anyone could be so easily fooled.

The same one, but "30 seconds" instead of "about a half a minute".

I was referring to the fact that this was on reddit hours ago, more a question of timing than who scooped who. More importantly, on Reddit the headline was "...30 seconds...". Combined with the fact that who the fuck refers to 30 seconds as "...about half a minute...", and yeah, it seems like Samer pulled this off…