Brosef, are you trolling or what? Do you need a pic of me? Do you just not know heights or weights that well? I am kind of muscle-y and apparently it weighs more than fat but...Chinese people describe me as skinny. I think your height-weight ratios are off. RE-CALIBRATE

WAT. I'm 5'10", 160 and quite skinny. 20 pounds heavier than me would just be vaguely obese, AKA average American...Also, the average male height is about 5'9" and a half, so everything about your comment is confusing.

Mmm kind of. The witnesses could be *lying*. You can't say the same for physical evidence soooo...

Actually, you were more right than wrong. Women's sports (WNBA for one) have different rules about reporters in the locker rooms. They're only allowed in for 30 minutes at a time, and the players have the opportunity to shower before or after. This is in direct contrast to men's sports where the reporters can come in…

Honestly, I'd say it's about as reasonable as going into a place you don't know with a sexually aggressive drunk you also don't know and can't defend yourself from. Again, I'm not blaming rape victims, I'm just pointing out the similarities between that and what you're doing with the passenger in the car. Getting into…

Sure, just like many rape victims choose to go to frat parties, choose to drink, and choose to mingle with d-bags. And you could even say they hold some responsibility for that. Doesn't change the fact that victim blaming is wrong because it distracts people from the real problem.

Don't know what I was expecting.

Can we get an update on Drew's testicles?

I don't begrudge the family anything, it's the coverage of this whole thing that's been very distasteful. The only tragedy here is that he took someone else with him, so I'm just wondering why deadspin is STILL treating this like a school shooting.

Yeah I know it's been and will continue to be said, but what the fuck is going on here? This guy drove drunk and killed someone; it could have easily been a handful more. Get a goddamn clue.

BANG

Proven how? Like video of him a raping a woman, or would you need to see it yourself?

Many people between 20 and 40 grew up watching the Shaqobe Lakers absolutely dominate the league. On top of the whole Hollywood, Showtime, storied history and massively entitled top tier city thing, Shaq played an extremely ugly and distasteful style of bully ball, and it probably didn't help that so many of his high…

Wow, the hypocrisy of your ridiculously hypocritical statement isn't lost on you? Congratulations!

Came here for this.

Man, it'd be pretty awkward if everyone had already eulogized this guy as a beautiful human being/hero/child of light, when in reality he's just another drunk driving asshole who got another human being killed.

It wasn't thinly veiled. You're ridiculous for thinking that it's somehow bold to post that you think Chelsea Handler's ass is better than Kim Kardashian's. On Jezebel. Still waiting for even one person to disagree with your "unpopular opinion", anyway.

Watched this out of curiosity...and wow. Bill Maher gets worse every time I see him. "Millenials should be called generation ass!" Stop it Bill, you slay me. And making fun of Lindsey Lohan? He just doesn't care WHOSE toes he steps on!

Sick burn

Oh yeah, that's a really bold opinion to post on Jezebel, I'm sure you're about to get shouted down...