I came here for this.

I've been pretty surprised by how engaging and articulate she is on camera, given that she's a total hack of a writer.

You seem interested in how this works, so I'll clarify a bit. If you see a lot of different ads for the movie that all make it seem like a different genre (action, comedy, romance, etc.), THAT means it didn't test well and they're grasping for an audience. Tons of ads by itself just means that the movie has a huge…

Trying to bite the guy's dick off seems really dangerous for that woman, but I was wondering why she wouldn't just close her mouth...

Thomas Malthus does not empathize with the girl who lost 38 family members.

I dug this exchange.

Here's something: even Lance Stephenson, one of the least self aware seeming players in the NBA, knows how to sit on the bench like a decent human being. Evan Turner is That Asshole. Way to make your star player sit like a 5 year old, ET.

I'm...not sure where you're quoting me from there, I didn't say normal. Anyway, keep fighting the good fight here, people need to know that this small woman was actually at an advantage because of how small she is. It's obviously why so many petite women dominate at Ninja Warrior.

They are waifs. Extreme outliers.

I didn't mean that she's necessarily cheating on him, my point is that she's obviously not attracted to her husband (read that list of excuses again if you really disagree with me, come the eff on), so whether she's actually fucking other people now or if she's just going to be in the not too distant future, the issue…

first paragraph, *here comes

Either she's fucking someone else, or she's really just not attracted to her husband, in which case, she will be fucking someone else very soon. This whole thing isn't quite as funny as it first seemed.

This is what the vast majority of Gawkers seem to be willfully ignoring. "She's just stressed out!", "She just doesn't like to have sex (LOLOL)", "He's an asshole!", "Maybe her list of lame excuses is just standing in for other, more meaningful excuses!", etc. Or, OR, she's fucking someone else. Occam's Razor is…

Yeah, or ever!

Why did she get married, then? I've known a few women who "didn't like to have sex": they were cheating on their boyfriends. Get real.

but those are two separate excuses...

We're talking about adult women.

WOW, LADY. I've never been married, but I've had girlfriends who got fat, or could've been more attractive, and even drank too much, but do you think I'd EVER bring that up in the context of our sex life? The point here isn't that a wife should be a "sperm receptacle" for a husband, it's that this woman obviously…

I'm a little confused by the tone of all this. Clearly this guy and his wife have a terrible sex life, and it sure seems to be a result of his wife not ever wanting to fuck him. Her putting "excuses" in quotation marks doesn't make her sympathetic, and it doesn't change the fact that this is a list of awful,…

You weren't entirely wrong, he did have TONS of upside. The problem is that we're still trying to figure out what his floor is, and it's clearly well below "functioning human being."