100 pounds isn't particularly light for 5'0? Have you ever met a girl with those numbers?

Nope, the lamest thing imaginable was doing everything you described, then weakly apologizing for it. But telling people that you grooved the pitch is truly idiotic, even for baseball players.

Hate Jeets, but without any other video it looks like he got him. Umpires.

Go to a high end prep school, you'll find your answers there.

Palestinians don't want to kill Jews because they're poor, they're poor because they want to kill Jews. The wealthiest Persians in the world support terrorism, would you recommend helping them get back on their feet financially as a means of stopping the violence? While I agree with your view that poverty breeds…

Not sure what you mean by "Dan Gilbet stopped those rumors dead..." I sure as hell wasn't the LEAST BIT FOOLED by his transparent "LOL just kickin' it in my yard" tweet, and if you did fall for that, shame on you, because that man is an idiot. It's 2014, you guys, and the instant he didn't drop a selfie from the…

Good one, you're really on fire today. Look at those upvotes pouring in!

Your joke didn't make any sense in context, trying to get out of that with a meaningless ad hominem is pathetic.

Wow, I think it's a little harsh to judge this guy as a "socially awkward weirdo". Did he get overzealous meeting a real American hero? Sure, but can you honestly say how you'd respond there? Speaking as someone who (last year) gave Gilbert Arenas a much too long handshake, sudden and close contact with celebrities…

I'm not the least bit religious. The point is there are a millions worse human tragedies in the world than the displacement of arabs in Gaza, and choosing to focus specifically on support for that issue has very clear subtext to anyone who's used to hearing those kinds of things. Why not discuss literally any other…

Because outspoken support for Gaza also functions as very thinly veiled anti-semitism. Some people get it, others don't.

Deadspin never would've reported this if Warren Sapp was White.

Tons of debate about tipping vs. not tipping, but isn't the real story here that Warren Sapp happily plays the race card to avoid tipping? Let's be honest, it's pretty damn farfetched that the Waitress was leeringly calling Sapp "BOOOI" in a racist way. He's an idiot and an asshole.

Yeah, like in Japan amirite!

Is subsidizing a broken and exploitative system your idea of chipping in or doing something to fix it?

Yeah Lindy, you can make fun of the fact that this is a man-made chick flick, but it's the millions and millions AND MILLIONS of fem-fans who made it a "classic", so I'm really not sure what your point is.

Lazy but fair.

Wondo's reaction to his miss is haunting.

I was about to call these people out for falling for your obvious troll job based mainly on the fact that you referred to the hypothetical Afro-Kolb as "a black", but here you are, apparently serious!

Right on. Let's not rush to judgement here, people...