thank you. IQ84 blew my mind, and not in a good way.

I'm not saying you didn't deserve it, I know you won a TON of games to get there, and I've for damn sure never made it anywhere near a state title game. My only point was, if you feel like you have to qualify your feelings with "regardless of how it ended", it doesn't make a lot of sense to also say "I wouldn't change…

If that's actually from a standing (flat footed) vert, that's amazing. Usually the "vertical leap" measurement listed is from a one step approach, so unless the folks here saw the video, I'm inclined to believe it was one step.

I wasn't trolling, I'm just incredulous at basically everything that woman said. This whole thing is a big joke to everyone except the ladies who played the game; everyone's laughing at, not with them. As someone who actually watches and supports women's sports (unlike 99% of the people who would call me a…

You really wouldn't change it for anything? How about winning on a play that has actual merit as opposed to a comedy of errors that disgraces and undermines women's sports on every level?

Making excuses (I messed up writing because my back hurt) is the opposite of taking responsibility (I made a mistake and I am sorry). That's not a matter of opinion or my personal standards, it's just what the words mean. If you really think that making lame excuses (back pain leads to terribly written opening but…

She didn't need to acknowledge or take responsibility for the error: it happened, everyone could see it, obviously it was her fault because she wrote it. She did thank the commenter and correct it, which is nice, but also standard procedure for a non-troll blogger. Unfortunately you didn't address the only point I…

Not to be that guy, but making excuses about how you fucked up your writing because of back pain is the opposite of responding gracefully to criticism. A simple "whoops, my bad" would've been fine.

"Chilean fans must be even more excited to have the striker back on his bullshit."

Impressed by the kids who learned what ".com" stands for. Hope for the future!

I was wondering when someone would bring up the games. I teach little kids, and a couple of them were using an ipad to search for Slenderman clues on the playground. Their explanations of what they were doing made very little sense at the time, but I just chalked it up to them being in first grade. Now it all seems so…

You're so close to perfecting your signature "virgin troll", don't give up now. Before you freak out, yes, people can see your comment history when they click your name.

Goddamn, you made me want a philly cheesesteak. Do you sell food for a living?

I don't mean to get all Burneko here, but what the hell is so appealing about a rat meat and cheese wiz sandwich?

Like everyone said, it's really just a function of the roughly 9 month winter.

Caterpillar. Also, I hope you were in a pre-k spelling bee, Burke, because oof.

Did you see Diaw play when he was younger? He's not particularly big bodied (for an NBA player), he just got fat about 5 years ago and somehow kept playing well with the weight. He is fat, but he's also incredible.

I don't know what a noodge is, but you nailed it.

It's adult sex knowledge poorly transposed onto a teenage experience. That's part of the joke.

I wouldn't call Penn and Teller Bullshit poorly sourced, but otherwise yeah.