...that's my son...THAT'S MY SON!

Sounds like someone didn't learn their lesson.

??? Is that even possible?

I think the issue was more that the Warriors have been curiously inconsistent all year, whereas the Clippers seemed to be hitting their stride.

People should pay for things that they value enough to consume at that cost. No, I don't care if other people, for whatever reason, are able to freely consume things that I choose to pay for; It doesn't affect me in any way.

Do you want a serious answer to that question? Because it seems like the vast majority of Americans, myself included, would say "Who cares either way?" The answer is only self-serious marathoners care, which was the whole point of me criticizing this post to begin with.

Devil's Advocate here: while that was an awkward and non-traditional way of throwing the jump ball, I think the point was to make it impossible for either player to steal it on the way up. In that sense, it was perfectly thrown, because both players got to the ball just at the apex. The end result for Ken was not…

They were raising money for charity.

"Let's face it, there is no point in running Boston if you don't have a time with your name on it."

She's the worst: totally insufferable and totally alone. I'm sure you'd love her.

It's not a non-issue because I don't care about it, it's a non-issue because nobody got hurt. The fact that I couldn't care less is a by-product. If the whole issue is that it's not "fair" to the marathoners who paid to do this (presumably because, to them, it was worth the money), I ask again: how does that qualify…

Was that...an attempt to answer the questions in my post? It was not successful.

Spare me. Anyone can run a marathon, my fat 55 year old aunt is living proof. Most of us just have better things to do than torture our body just for the sake of smugly telling others ALL ABOUT IT.

WHAT? That's gotta be the biggest "white privilege" stretch I have ever heard. And, holy cow, I am White. Nice guess, Davone Bess, you must be a statistician or something.

Holy SHIT. That is the best unintentional parody I've ever seen.

Exactly. Who were the victims here? Why should I care? Who gives a f*** if a bunch of insufferable marathoners are salty that they shelled out hundreds of self-satisfaction dollars and these people didn't? This post made very little sense.

How is that a "real issue"? I certainly don't give a fuck about that.

Half true, anyway.

Troll.

I'm sure this has been said elsewhere, but I didn't see it: you'd have to be an idiot to go on spring break with your kids. Sorry Drew, there's really no need for a list.