Tim may have humiliated himself and his employer with this list, but can we give him some credit for putting Lucky Charms right where they belong?

Man suffers apparent psychotic break, disappears, panicked concern ensues.

Has Danny McBride spoken publicly about the young Ryan bros? He can't ignore us forever.

Guy who starts post with "Don't forget the Japanese internment camps" calls other people pretentious for pointing out his pathologically incorrect use of English.

Was I the only one thinking "Argentina" for the genocide list? They killed ALL BROWN PEOPLE in their country (which happens to be in South America, in case you forgot), and they take ZERO SHIT for it. Based on Drew's metric, the Argentines must be considered a strong contender for first place.

No links to anything? Thanks, Jez.

SIMMONS!

Insurance fraud.

A buddy and I were heckling a late career Ken Griffey Jr. (on the reds) at a Brewers game. We were only a few rows back from the dugout, as well as teens, so he was definitely hearing it. One of us crossed the line with some crack about Sports Illustrated for Kids, and Jr. (in the on deck circle) just turned, stared…

Ramos seemed to be laughing at whatever Ronaldo was saying, then reacting late to the lighter hit. Any takers?

Can you blame them? Chelsea's cute as an effing button.

Why does the keeper react like it's his fault? His defender BLASTED the ball across the face of the goal (bad idea) and he never had a chance.

Whoah, buddy. I didn't say it would be funny if anyone used it, just that people under 14 don't deserve to be shot for it. Really wasn't expecting so much blowback, especially on Deadspin.

At this point, I'm inclined to agree.

Livid, my friend.

Even more fair. I have minor regrets.

I regret nothing. Anyone over the age of 14 who still uses "I remember my first beer" should be shot.

That was the joke, you fool. Jesus Christ.

(Kinja)

You stay classy, Unbelievably Tired Joke Guy.