Really, really enjoyed this.

It's starting to look like the AFC was a bit of a joke this year.

Debatable.

Hitler-stach'd Zach Whittamore's twitter handle is "randiii69". America.

Incorrect. Both Durant and Carroll had their arms on each other, and when Durant "shoved" away, he didn't extend his arms or push Carroll, he just disengaged. He got that separation because of how he timed his cut and how he used his body; nothing even close to an offensive foul. At least you got the sore loser part…

Ok, since we've got this thread to ourselves. I'll bite. WTF is that Sam Eifling is the worst writer on Deadspin. Zach Harper was (still is?) arguably the worst, definitely the most annoying writer on ESPN. I find the synergy there pretty amusing. Does your comment mean that you're an Eifling fan? Harper fan? Or were…

No "that's a paddlin'" reference? Deadspin commentariat, I don't even know who you are anymore.

Of course Eifling is a fan of Zach Harper, another outrageously hacky sports blogging humorist.

Gotcha, I guess I should've had more coffee this morning. That was a legit comment.

Is no one else surprised that the bear just gets up and ambles off like nothing happened?!?!

III?

I know it's Messi and all, but that was a pretty poor effort from the goalkeeper. Stay back or go for broke, but don't do that.

That was the worst game ending-no call I've ever seen, except for the fact that it happened to Austin Rivers.

Keep going, man, you're so close to figuring out what's actually funny about the Tom Brady Hanging Five meme!

What's the deal with the announcer acting like that's NOT the most ridiculous thing that he's ever seen happen on the track? Did he really not even notice it was happening until it had taken out half the horses?

Did you colorize the arms, you scamp?

Jesus Christ, Deadspin, how about someone gives these things a quick once over before putting them up? There are two errors in the first four paragraphs. It's annoying.

I wasn't being fully literal, just lightheartedly identifying you guys as non-participatory spectators who don't seem to have a grasp of the physical realities of the game. Like a bunch of complaining wags.

Depends...the quality of the show decreases, but since your investment in the characters continues to increase, it's hard to say what the enjoyment curve looks like. I'd say go for it.

Touche. The real question is, why in the fucking world does Deadspin think we need to wring our hands with concern over the state of feminism in the UFC?!?