God forbid a interviewer tries to get information instead of just listening to the human press release.

Geoff was way over the line, in how he pushed Reggie a little bit too much

Whatever you do, mute your speakers if you decide to click on the outgoing link in the article. Rock music suddenly blaring out of my speakers while I'm enjoying some Frank Sinatra isn't what I expected.

Weddings and marriage are a man made concept. Nothing sacred about them really.

I haven't even got to Batman or Iron man yet and I can't watch any more.

"Prove my worth? I don't have my cheque book on me-"

The priest: fuuuuuck.....I have six of these fucking things to get done today...

Are not all wedding self indulgent... I mean really.

Mental image of Iron Man and Batman reenacting The Wedding Crashers.

Microtransactions have a bad reputation though, and it might be too late to turn that around. Perhaps one day we'll see special microtransaction-free versions of games for folks who get bent out-of-shape over them. Or maybe we'll get used to ignoring them.

Fuck this fucking trend. Why did it have to invade one of my favorite genres?

Please I beg you people, do not buy that Jaguar using real cash...

Go back to Jezebel.

"it's just a naked woman from behind." ...It's a beautiful nude woman from behind." They are what make the world go round.

Grow up. It's ok. We all have bodies. The reason for the artistic nudes is because these are high fashion concept heels, not crap you pick up at target.

Welllllllll... I've always imagined that after setting it up, they basically just never leave it.

And the third half is horrible at math.

Of course it's not, there were no deaths involved.

Yes, because if it was they would all be overweight.

Probably not as scary as the rubber I found in the alley.