Honey,

No, the ability to buy cars... at 50% OFF!!!! For a limited time! It's a bargain at twice the price! Act now!

So remind me again what you're paying $60 dollars for?

A game I spent 60$ on shouldn't have micro transactions. This is slowly ruining my favorite hobby.

If I'm paying $60 for a game, the only "transactions" I want to see are giant expansion packs or map packs. This nonsense reeks of Diablo 3 RMAH. I don't want an ever-changing marketplace where things are nerfed/buffed on the fly depending on if fans are unhappy.

PC gamer here.

The game, I hope you meant "beat the game".

So your entire fanboy rant was reduced to your first sentence because of his next picture. All you had to do was tell him that he had to make a PS4 version, but instead you have to write the rest, calm down mate.

As pioneered by the greatest mind of our era, Arthur Fonzarelli:

Ahh yes, the Litany of Percussive Maintenance. Works wonders in the Guard, but I doubt Brother Macrosafft would approve of your treatment of the Machine-Spirit.
(40k themed comment because why-not?)

Isn't that just the wrong way but only faster?

There's only one proper answer when your kid asks about Angry Birds.

I am not.

Agree

Yes, Jennifer Lawrence went to middle school. Thank you for this breaking news story.

So I've been playing Battlefield 4 at 1920x1200 at 80 FPS on Ultra settings on my PC, While also running episodes of Boardwalk Empire on the second monitor at the same time, also alt tabbing to chat on Facebook and read Kotaku at the same time.

i didnt know i cared... wait... still dont

Teehee, pearl. I laughed.

Overhyped manga. Extremely overhyped.
Hey, just like Game of Thrones!