The SkyCaliber water slide is opening next year at New Jersey's Action Park. It features a 45-foot vertical drop that leads you into a 360-degree loop. Nope.

That's what I mean-you knew it was dark/tragic even then. I'm surprised this comes as a surprise to anyone, frankly.

Really? I didn't think they were anywhere near as bad, to each their own I spose. I'd happily watch every hunger games back to back 2x before I watch twilight again lol

Yeah that sucks, I would have been happy to turn up after the title and synopsis but after reading the first scathing (albeit amusing) IMDB user review...

You may have misread my comment lol but by the same token, it's a pretty emotionally draining experience to sit through such a horrific assault on cinematic decency, so if people aren't the crying type I get it but at the very least you have to get a little nauseous ;)

Oh let me be clear-she was hot. I'm average looking but I've never been so hard up that I would do that to myself without some sort of major payoff lol

Was I the only one that kinda got that message? It seemed like a fairly traumatic process from the cut scene and the masks weren't some mere halloween gag, they had miserable histories to each of them and all that so I took the 'screaming noise' to be a, you know, scream.

I see your Beaches and raise you 2 Twilights. I was more than adequately compensated in both cases, but still. That's a part of my dignity that's dead and never going to grow back.

That was hard to watch. I had that 'oh balls it's going to die' knot in my gut every single drop.

I could kiss you for this-I'm now going to tell this to a friend in great detail about how it might happen. There's a very high chance it will make her cry but she made me watch The Cobbler so I'll consider us even.

If my unceremonious dumping from a company I busted my ass to improve for 11 years after a serious and systematic failure in management is anything to go by, yeah, this is spot on.

Yeah, but they did a really clever job of it, so now it's Sandler's turn.

That's lucky, I thought there might have been a single non-cringe-worthy, redeeming thing in this movie, but we've snatched defeat from the jaws of victory and I look forward to another Tragic Adam Sandler Waste of Money ™.

Huzzah!

It's rare that we share the same opinion Patricia, but when we do...yet another Tragic Adam Sandler Waste of Money ™ indeed.

I have little more than a passing interest in most of this, but I wholly respect the effort you put into this post lol

I'll admit I clicked cos she looked kinda hot and I thought it couldn't have been that bad, but the more I watched, the sadder and uglier she got. Weird...

Holy balls, batman! I hadn't even noticed there was a regular time for this post and just read it when I got the chance. YOU HAVE ALL RUINED ME AND NOW I WILL STARE AT THE CLOCK FROM THE MINUTE I START. CURSE YOU ALL.

Go home jet, you're drunk. And your pilot is a jammy bastard.

Agreed, that's pretty much the only thing I want from DRM-don't treat the ppl buying your product worse than the pirates.