Silly elitists

The part that scares me the most is what a good job they've done with the 'ad'. I hope it gets him plenty of work but I also hope that Wintendo stays pure and keeps clear of terrible controller-to-touch ports and avoids raping my childhood in the process.

Well, there goes my afternoon.

No, he's got a point-I've paid less and received more.

Well if the guy does leave, I hope he gives me a call. I'm not even gay but he sounds fun.

Reading a book is unlikely to have any effect on the IQ of the kid, and continuing to play games won't harm it. The parents need to educate him on what's an emergency and would require you to make that sort of call, the same way mine did and most other people. The kid could just be dumb, but he's not entirely at fault…

You could be right-I mean the kid's parents have nothing to do with what the kid knows about the world so it couldn't be that. It's probly video games.

Not all that secretly, I'd say...

True. I was ranking that the most shocking however, rather than excluding anything else. ;)

Countries without proper public health care are far more shocking, but whatever blows your skirt up I guess.

The grossest thing in this was the abuse of the word 'literally'. Better luck next time.

Dustin Hucks was robbed.

I never said it was bad, I was just a little disappointed that I'd already played this version. Emulation is probly the best way to get a better looking game, take the unlikely-to-get-a-remaster-anytime-soon FFXII for example:

"Basic remaster" is the best term for it. Imagine a GC emulator running at 1920x1080.

I got my copy of RE HD from HK earlier last week and I hate to say it but you may want to lower your expectations...it looks good and all, but it's basically the Gamecube version uprezzed-nothing wrong with the game itself but a bit anti-climactic.

Never before have the terms 'protip' and 'spoiler' been so underutilized.

Thankyou. I've always said (while I find him vacuous and painful to watch) that if he was less fortunate looking he'd be unlikely to have even a fraction of the success he has-if the girls like it, the boys say they like it to get the girls. Ages old story.

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