You should spend more time

I know, right? We pay so much to use this service, and this is what we get? Coupled with the fact that Kinja’s personal military threatens my life daily to click and read every link, it’s getting to be a bit problematic and overwhelming.

Investors are confused!

Its time

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DM Trump: “You enter the yuge room. Roll for save.”

Well I’ll be damned.

*furiously searches for King Cobra fistfights.

Mario is under investigation for beating up Peach again, and will probably get a 1 game suspension.

Should he not?

That’s not Sterling Archer, it’s Randy Magnum.

Assuming we’re still not doing phrasing, I’d have to say Bruce Wayne came first.

I’m drunk at an airport, though this was a Deadspin article. Thought there was a new commissioner in the NFL, got really confused. I hope I make my flight.

I meant to watch at least the pilot since the premise seemed so ridiculous it was bound to either be surprisingly good or satisfyingly bad but it changed names so many times I wasn’t even sure what to look for. Guess I’ll be giving this show a Second Chance.

Never forget

The ultimate irony of this post, of course, is in how Erin Andrews has a history of being trivialized as a woman sports reporter here.

To this day I say that Dick & Damien are the best Batteam.

Slash fic in 3...2...1...

Rit’s Rover Rine Rousand Raggy!