I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

Ironically, Breitbart is blocked at my work because it isn’t on our whitelist.

*Nathan attempts to throw controller*

I’m still mourning the loss of Psych

It’s a link to a website where you read the story from cards.

Pictured: Kooko22

I’d say go with “G?G” instead. “G*G” could get you a company called “Greedy Evil Dreg,” for example.

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

“He kills for fun, despises coherence and has never had an original thought in his life. A devout follower of the religion of Mil-Ar, he is the Bro of Bros. You will know him by his M.A.R.T.H.A. tattoo on his forehead.”

Absolutely! He should maybe set up a private email server, too!

If your immediate prefacing thought is, “I’m gonna get shit for this,” perhaps you should rethink your premise before commenting.

*Watersportsgate

alternate headline:

Jason, I really hope that you writing this piece doesn’t get any of these games delayed.

next we’ll find out that she’s related to tai from digimon

I’m attempting to not buy any video games from now until The Switch launches. Hnnnggggg. Gravity Rush 2, Zero Horizon and Night in the Woods are calling my name. Must. Be. Strong.

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

No Holiday Bowl??

“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.