Considering the disproportionate amount of criticism Kanye West gets in the media, I think Kanye's feelings of freedom from hiding his face and what his face means to the wider world go a little deeper than #firstworldproblems.

She might become some sort of activist hippie as a way to rebel. Like Saffy on Ab Fab.

I want context, but it's not necessary. Because I would die of happiness right then and become a tree.

They have such great chemistry together. Honestly, I think I'd enjoy watching a show that's just Seth & Amy Talking.

That set is so distracting. It actually looks like it's from ikea. And what the hell is that weird stargate thing behind Amy?

Amy is Joe Biden to my Leslie Knope. In 2003, touched my arm once and told me to "be a tree." I almost died.

They've actually fucking done studies that show that people who swear a lot tend to be more honest decent people than those who are fucking uppity snotfucks about swearing.

I say fuck a shit load. What fucking matters is the fucking context you fucking say it in. Like, fuck, I wouldn't fucking swear in front of the fucking elderly or children or some shit like that. But that's me. If someone is angrily shouting "FUCK YOU" to someone in a public space, than yeah, what the fuck is wrong…

Are you kidding me? I don't even know where to start with you. First of all, she wrote an obituary, which needed to be written in the present. Also, if you think all of this crap doesn't affect someone's present then you certainly have not had to deal with any of this, or, you're in complete denial.

good old rose water. i use it after i wash my face in the evening and before i apply my moisturiser. it's mild and smells gorgeous and isn't astringent like a tonic. it's helped improve the appearance of my skin and also helps the effectiveness of my moisturiser. since i started using it, i no longer get those flaky…

I was going to make a comment, even had it drafted, and then realized I just didn't want to deal with all the bullshit. Deleted to preserve my Sunday sanity.

Discussions of weight and the female body always go so well on Jezebel. I can't wait to see the reasoned ways people approach this topic.

Speaking of shut the fuck up already, maybe there's room for a guest in this really cool art show I know of...

Listen up, Lydias: Michael Keaton says Beetlejuice 2 is happening. Tim Burton's on board. Keaton tells MTV News: "Without giving too much away we've talked to each other, and e-mailed each other, and if he's in, it's going to be hard not to be in." Okay, but I'm not in until I know about Delia Deetz and her "art."

I'm not a 'MURICA type of gal in any way, but I'll be damned if Whitney's version of the Star Spangled Banner doesn't make me want to let an un-ironic "USA! USA! USA!" chant out.