The paw movements! THE PAW MOVEMENTS!!

i had the exact same reaction.

IT TRIES TO COVER IT UP WITH THE FUR.

I feel like he is doing some Joaquin Phoenix shit. I mean, he might be a buffoon but he is clearly taking easily identifiable quotes just to fuck with people. It isn't like he doesn't know what he is doing. He might still be on a lot of drugs but hey, at least he probably has some sort of grand scheme.... or just…

Yes, they were bred for hunting cheese and beds.

Actually the breed was bred for herding.

I can see it now! Maybe it just got flooded after this post yesterday. Thanks for updating me - this cracks me up! I'm thinking of doing this with all mt art at home, say just before a party.

This is the kind of stupid shit I want to see teenagers doing. I'd much rather they put Kanye photos all over the house than do bath salts or something.

It's only selfish if you bring up your decision to have or not have children all the time.

Ouch. I admit the side effects were painful to hear, because I've suffered from killing the family lineage, the occasional regrets when I see a cute baby in the wild, and concern there will be no one to visit my failing ass at the end.

BOOM. This is the truth.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

I was just able to link to it? Oh, miracle of miracles!

My family has a life size cutout of Shaquille O'Neal that my grandfather stole from a gas station and we hide it around the house all the time. Best places: On the toilet so when the bathroom door is opened he surprises you, inside the front door, and behind the bed. My mom screams every time she runs into him.

this is such a fucking brilliant idea!

Pretty sure Samiwert just ripped off this idea.
Kayne West has had pictures of Kanye West all over his house for YEARS.

I love it when teenagers restore my faith in humanity. It's delightful.