I saw the first one in the theater with my dad when I was 10 and it had a significant impact on my life (probably true for tons of car enthusiasts my age). I’ve seen every one in the theater with him since then and will continue to do so for as long as they keep making these. 

People could just be better?  Obviously you’ve never met people before. 

Why is this a video?

The entire trend of videos that are “fuck with your pet by doing X” needs to die. Some of the things are harmless but all of them encourage the attitude that pets are entertainment instead of responsibility.

The Mootrix?

It was right there . . .

Important lesson about Trump’s popularity: It isn’t based on what he thought, said or believed, it was based solely because he told ignorant racist bigots what they wanted to hear. The second he stops telling him that, they’ll turn on him.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt had polio*, so clearly it really was that bad. Polio makes you a communist.

Those people clearly don’t deserve your writings. 😏

Yeah, they’re lucky I’m vegan!

And nothing of value was lost

Bootleg to where?? Pixar was the only company making films like this at the time. If it couldn’t get accessed on a high-end workstation paid for with money from the goddamn Disney corporation, it wasn’t happening.

Put that sippy cup down! JUICE IS FOR CLOSERS.

I gave out a bonus point each time someone corrected my spelling, which is admittedly terrifyingly bad, and hopefully proved by example that perfection wasn’t the point of writing, effectively advocating for one’s own ideas is. Also, Hawthorne himself didn’t even spell it Hawthorne until he graduated college, so I’m…

Strong list. I’d only take exception to “52. Essential Workers.” Too often, that translates to, “expendable minority who has to perform risky work so white people can stay safe at home.”

So, you might say he went on a “Kessel run”?

Like 50 Cent and Ice Cube?

Always a thrill to see an article about the Ridley Scott Superbowl commercial.

“Let’s look a little cute — not really cute, but just enough (that the waiter wants to take me back to the walk-in and fuck me from behind)... And I did.”

“when you really sit down and think about everything James Van Der Beek has been through (LOL, I know, I’m sorry)“

The van driver should have pulled over on his own Accord. Now he’ll going to get a Civic lesson on hit and runs. Hopefully the punishment Fits the crime and he goes on an Odyssey to his local penitentiary.