How long ‘til stick-on versions of these wings start turning up on eBay/Amazon/Temu with promises of good gas mileage, better downforce, and larger penises?

“Look, our entire voting base is nothing but snowbirds who aren’t going to last until the end of the decade. Might as well let them creep up the skirts of 16 year olds while they’re still above ground.” -Florida GOP

No idea why “a blonde whose twenty years younger,” was important to say. She clearly moved on months ago. It isn’t her business what he does now.

I feel like this is an odd statement when you have close to no idea what kind of game it’s gonna be. “Action game” is extremely broad. We literally have a teaser and a few comments, and that’s it.

It’s like telling someone you’re making a movie, then 5 months later saying, “Not everyone is gonna be nude in it.” They’d…

“excessive lateral jerk during low-speed maneuvering”

Fuck PETA. Always and forever.

... But in all seriousness - The Incel “Movement” is a scary thing and should not be taken lightly; so, I am glad Laura mentions the 2014 Santa Barbara Shootings and stresses the general dangers towards the end of the article.

Windshields aren’t the only place that Elon can’t get rid of grimes.

I saw commercial for the Durango Hellcat that said, “Forget everything you know about performance SUVs!” So I did. And it was a load off my mind.

How often does Anthony Rapp come up in conversation? Because that's kinda weird.

Yeah, the mother’s the REAL victim here.

Ok, but marijuana, like many many prescription drugs, is not safe to take while pregnant or breastfeeding and calling it “medical” doesn’t change that. THC passes through the placenta and breastmilk and at the very least, it’s deeply fucked up to force your newborn to be high all the time. It’s been linked to health…

Cue the TikTok videos of people shattering the door glass by pouring hot water on the door.

What a weird take on what Shaq was saying. He said he doesn’t have the moral authority to condemn or judge them for cheating because of how serially unfaithful he was. And then spent a good amount of time talking about his regret and how much he lost because of his behaviour.

Musk will have to sleep with so many peoples’ wives to distract everyone. 

wow what a noob. I’ve been doing my taxes with it.

Can confirm Montreal. Me and Mrs. BirdLaw attended in 2015. People, price, venue, weather, are all top notch and welcoming as can be. The rumors are true, Canadians rock.  Plus, do you think at Miami one could get this close to a post-race Hami?

Yeah, this is the kind of take I still come to Jalop for. I don’t know of another car site that would be willing to publish something like this, thank you.

More articles like this one and the earlier one about the photographer.  Less hot takes, please?

I legitimately can’t tell if you’re joking.