SwastiLemur
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SwastiLemur

A coworker made fun of my little car once. I pointed out he was driving a magnum, which is a station wagon. His face turned bright red and he started screaming ‘ITS A CROSSOVER’ I have never laughed so hard. 

I bought a service plan for my 2018 Tacoma, and very quickly realized it was a rip-off. It didn’t cover half the stuff they said it would and just like that woman they tried to make me pay for covered items multiple times. I will NEVER buy one again.

And remember NCIS is a spinoff of JAG. 

I think your right, but at the same time... wouldn’t the first thing you do when taking over someone’s social media be to go back and read all of their social media. Yes that would be a mind numbing day but guess what you are being paid REALLY REALLY well. And if you don’t think the Rock’s social media team is well

20 guys produced that in a year. I would be proud of it too. That is a tight schedule and not enough people. the fact that they got something that ran at all is pretty impressive. 

I have worked with many architects over the years... They couldn’t build shit. They could draw you plans for an awesome bomb shelter but that is about it. Don’t be so quick to dismiss the priest he may have done missionary work in his years and in turn built a few things. That would give him a skill set that he could

I was not disappointed with Fast X because I knew it was going to be terrible, but I was disappointed with my fellow movie goers. There were people quite loudly proclaiming that this was going to be Paul Walker.

He’ll tweet that they should pay him, and then get pissy when the check doesn’t appear. 

Is this all that different from most reality dating shows? Listen to Nikki Glaser’s interview on Conan O’brien needs a friend. She talks about producing F-Boy Island and everything the people here are describing sounds pretty par for the course. I am not saying it was right I am just saying that maybe ‘reality’ dating

Abortion access has never been a problem for the wealthy. This is all about what Poor people are able to do.

I wonder how many people complaining this isn’t real work think about the amount of time she spends going from store to store. I highly doubt she walks in and just grabs a handful of random things and the boom makes money selling them. She has to spend the time sorting through all the crap to find the gems.

MY understanding is that the are ALWAYS lipsynced. Ever since Garth Brooks delayed the game by refusing to come out it is prerecorded and lipsynced.

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I really think she missed an opportunity to name her kid wales. And yes that is a hill I will die on.

I have quite a few friends into Star Trek.

I hate Kevin Spacey for making me hide my hatred for Anthony Rapp. I have hated him since I watched Rent. But now if I say I hate Anthony Rapp people instantly are like... you a big Kevin Spacey fan... No Damnit, my hatred of him is enterally earned and separate of the Spacey issue.

Would you say the same if the child was born with fetal alcohol syndrome?

How do you put together a list of 200 singers and not include celine dion. I mean I could see if the list was like top 10 because then it is just personal preferences. but 200, that was a purposeful omission. I am betting it was done simply to drum up news about the list.

HAHA I saw this headline and said that is such a lie, I saw a billboard for this album... There is no way it is in Tulsa...

A dollar says these two would empty every shot in there guns at each other and only by standards would be injured.