Wow huge embarrassing typo in Teresa Kaepernick’s tweet. Pretty sure “There you go Ben, I expect no further criticism” is correctly spelled: Shut the fuck up and get the fuck outta here you Uncle Tom motherfucker!

The YouTube channel in question is the popular B is for Build

Your Fantasy (Ludacris + Lil’ Kim)

He's not selling his soul. It's a goddamn tv show, and it's his job to make money off such projects. I sincerely doubt anyone at Jezebel wouldn't jump at the chance if CBS (or even some third tier cable channel) offered them a deal based on the snarky Jez videos.

“Decode” is sort of like Paramore writing an Evanescence song, which is great, but also makes me wonder why Evanescence isn’t included in this soundtrack.

Oh, they know what they did.

You know, there’s already a female version of “hero” and it is heroine.

Manhattan would like to disa....er...nevermind.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

If the next one isn’t called “Fast 10 Your Seatbelts”, then there is no justice. 

They were bringing in these folks because they were available.

I agree with her, but I think it’s unfortunate that she chose to take this stance before actually winning the Cup.  Now, if they lose, Trump can say “what a bunch of losers, maybe the should have spent more time practicing and less time planning their disrespect of the country” or something.  Whereas if she said, “I…

My girlfriend on long car trips loves to play the “Name all 32 NFL teams”-game.

More likely there were a bunch of skeptics who ordered it and while eating the real meat burgers, thinking they were the Impossible burger, they were saying, “Yuk! This is terrible! It tastes nothing like the real thing!”

Don’t care. This is a Rich Whyte people problem.

How could I forget that anecdotes are now real data.

I know this isn’t real wrestling, but in real wrestling, she was pinned. Both shoulders touched. The 1-2-3 count in professional wrestling is silly.

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Did you really think I don’t already get BK coupons?