It'll be fucked.

WHOA WHOA WHOA. I expect Top Gear to continue until I die and I am not yet in my 30s.

You've hit everything else out there, I Want you to be perfect.

Only needs about 20 grand worth of parts over nighted from japan to decimate all.

Here's my question; did no one at the ESA not think, "Perhaps I should tell the guy who's going to be on camera, answering questions from reporters and being transmitted all around the world as the face of our agency, that his shirt is inappropriate?"

They had one marketable skill and used it to get everything they needed. To anyone who says film school doesn't pay off...

And if you aren't good at it there should be no way for you to have any fun at all. That'll show em!

Great. Where is the comic book convention supposed to find another obnoxious white guy on such short notice?

Vietnam special at 118?!?!?! How high are you right now Raph?!?!

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Are you familiar with the term "distressed"?

Dudes with lip rings are never not sketchy. Consider this your lesson for the day.

Yeah I think that's part of the problem. He lets out steam on the net because he can't release IRL. I don't care what people say, but couples who don't fight are suspicious as hell.

I call bullshit

I kinda wanna know what mall it is being from Oklahoma... >.>

Yay! A text rundown of what's on the video! This should happen so much more often, as I usually browse Kotaku while at work, and can't view videos.

How are these any different than normal?

Kotaku has enough shit opinions when it comes to gaming, they should focus on that before they try to branch out into film.