SwagPumpinOutMyOvaries
SwagPumpinOutMyOvaries
SwagPumpinOutMyOvaries

“Hi My Government. I’d like to apply for asylum to protect me from you. Will you do that for me?”

Aniston is living the dream. no whiny husband, goddess circle on fridays, Cabo with comedy writers 3x a year, and brad pitt texts sometimes to wish you well. 5 stars

There were several damning parts of this email dump that stood out to me, and the most satisfying one was the missive from his own brother, which I’ve included below (quoted from this Vulture article), emphasis mine.

I gotta say, I think you did her a disservice by choosing that pullquote for your headline. You know people are going to read it as if she is calling other women sluts for choosing to wear less concealing clothes, when I’m pretty sure she only meant this to be about herself.

Before the Harvey Weinstein scandal broke, I’d have been far more skeptical of Feldman’s hacking claim. But considering that Weinstein hired actual former Mossad agents to befriend and manipulate Rose McGowan in an attempt to discredit her and protect his career, I can’t say I find it hard to believe that other

Everyone else can weigh in on the substance, but I’d just like to state that I hate his affected “Britishisms”. Dude, you were BORN IN KENTUCKY.

THANK YOU.

IDK I thought the “sweeping reform candidate with ACTUAL FUCKING STEP-BY-STEP PLANS” was a pretty great niche but what do I know

I’m watching the time limit expire on the protection order I have against a dangerous, unstable man. He knows the police won’t arrest him for doing things like driving on my street if there is no order in place and thinking about it expiring makes me feel hopeless. On top of the trauma that comes from him threatening

No, and there should be. I am currently being harassed by an ex lover who happens to be female, though her texts are sent anonymously from different phones. My heart breaks for this woman, her clients, her friends, her family. Some days the world just makes no sense. 

RE: Jim Carrey

This made it sound a lot more mysterious than it is. There’s not even anything subtle about it.

my takeaway was definitely different.

Honestly, this is also why I get angry when people suggest that the way to deal with incels is to send them to sex workers. Sex workers are human beings performing a service; we shouldn’t condone having misogynists anywhere near them. Can you imagine if men did this to other service workers too? Would you take your

Huh a millenial minority from NYC uses codeswitching? Someone get me my smelling salts for that has never before been seen before in this world! Wheres my fainting couch?!?!?!?

“Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed,” West said. “I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph.”

It seems that if you can’t hack it in the music industry, you tend to discover Jesus real quick.