An “accident” in which he crossed multiple lanes of runners to smack her on the butt.

Yeah, we have to get over the “I’m just a clueless man; I don’t know what I’m doing” trope; particularly because these are the same people who also believe that only men are qualified to rule the world. They can’t be both. They can’t be helpless, clueless men, and/or men who can’t be expected to control their natural…

I think it may even be worse if he “didn’t mean anything by it” because it shows how little he thinks about the feelings of others and women in general.  He was just trying to have some fun, the fact that his actions effect others isn’t anything he even thought about.

BTK was also president of his Christ Lutheran Church council and a Cub Scout leader. Damn freaky similarities abound ...

BTK killer was also a loving father.  I can go on...

“My name is Tommy Callaway, and I managed to have a long, intimate relationship with an adult woman and raise two little girls without ever once considering how fucked up it is to treat a woman’s body like public property. That proves what a good guy I am, right?”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Faux fur is just terrible for the environment. If you really want to wear fur that much, go to the thrift store and buy some. Nobody new dies, and tons of fine particles of shed plastic acrylic fiber don’t end up in the ocean. 

“’Spaceballs: The Flamethrower.’ Very popular with the kiddies.”

Oh totes. He should absolutely retire on that.

Does anyone want to start building a canon of the all-time greats we’ve had on here, over the years?

I feel like the crawling civil war ghost would go on there for me, from this year. Just a deeply upsetting mental image.

Why is no one just telling these women to pee after sex? Just pee, ladies. Take a second and pee.

This whole thing just makes me want to scream and never stop. That poor little girl thrown away like trash. It’s so horrible.

This is both really funny and profoundly sad.

the suggestion that a woman schedule a premarital exam ‘to confirm that her body is ready for sex’ and explore using a vaginal dilator

So I previously had no desire to try this sandwich because I don’t like pickles or mayo on my sandwiches and I felt like I had already experienced fried chicken on a bun, no need for waiting an hour in line. But if this thing is gonna be the new McRib, I guess I actually have to try it this time. There are EIGHT…

Popular art is still art.

I thought the same thing! Like, there was no one she could ask about the going rate for a celebrity children’s book? 

YES to teaching kids to be fucking rude! I have kids that attract a lot of attention. That is not just me being a braggy Mom: they are simply open, lovely kiddos and have some ineffable quality that attracts attention. So I have taught them to be fucking rude when some man is giving them too much attention or asking…

This is the 3rd or 4th story or more this year where a girl in a bad situation just tried to grin and laugh it off hoping it would get better. Ladies and Gents teach your kids to be RUDE. If they feel uncomfortable they need to RUN. I was raised by a super paranoid dad and was introduced to some shit at an early age…