SwagPumpinOutMyOvaries
SwagPumpinOutMyOvaries
SwagPumpinOutMyOvaries

OMG this episode!!

Holy fucking shit.

As a Latina actress I’ve been railing against this bullshit my entire life. I’ve even auditioned for Westside Fucking Story and had white girls cast in leads over me (and I had the chops - not just sour grapes here). I don’t get considered for leads. Why? Because default is white. The character description doesn’t

Cause they’re truly fucking cowards and all the real heros went in to fire departments due to lack of ego and a true yearning to help people?

Exactly! This sketch is FOR feminists with a sense of humor and I don’t find it transphobic either and I’m very sensitive to that kind of thing. This is straight-up classic drag and it’s been done forever - by men and women both.

As did I because I am a naturally suspicious person.

I’m a run toward danger type and I’ve taught my sons that if they can help someone, to help someone (but to of course be safe). Somebody has to be willing to go into whatever frey.

Steel Magnolias 4Eva

My first thought too: chubby dolphins!!

I’m happy to report I saw this yesterday with my merry troup of men who were equally as excited as I was: husband, best-family-friend-&-godfather, my 3 sons ranging in age from 4 to 12. We all LOVED it and clapped at the end. As for me, I was transformed into Childhood Swag and just smiled like a fool any time the

I feel like Houston has several. There's new graffiti murals all the time, I love it. Every first day of school I pose my eldest sons in front of whatever cool piece has gone up in our neighborhood in the Heights. Makes for great first day of school photos.

Same here and same for my eldest. both he and I super outgoing but I guess a little weird to other kids lol. My parents told me to talk to everyone and I did and I only got a bit butt hurt when whatever friend circle I was in occasionally tossed me out. I was a social butterfly but really just from necessity haha. My

Exactly. I’ve been teaching my 3 sons (ages 4, 10 & 11 respectively) about graciously accepting failure and rejection from day 1 to avoid the type of entitled personality SO many men seem to grow up with. Lost a game? It’s just a game, play again, have fun and if all else fails and you’re still sore about it - get

THIS. Growing up fat and nerdy - rejection was the story of my life. You know what? I got the fuck over it every time I was crushed that my crush thought I wasn’t worth their time and affection. Because no one is OWED ANYONE ELSE.

So what the fuck is wrong with men? Yes, #NotAllMen, but like a REALLY big fucking slice it seems is one rejection away from homicide.

Saw this movie just the other day and it was delightful. The only downside was Adam Levine’s ever-present singing voice....bleghck

And the dad was also there, being completely useless

Our Lady of Gaga was on time both times I saw her live. She is a professional, through and through. I have no time for the Madonnas and Lauren Hills of the world - they have no respect for the people that keep them famous.

Oh no! That’s too bad. Maybe there’s a vegan type? I know there are plant-based petroleum subs...so maybe it’s out there?