SwagPumpinOutMyOvaries
SwagPumpinOutMyOvaries
SwagPumpinOutMyOvaries

Couldn't agree more and I love them that much more for it.

Yeah broken window is the asshole tax in this case.

What kind of asshole straps a doll into a baby seat?! Oh yeah - those creepy AF Reborn Doll collectors. Endless shudder...

Just came hear to say yes, this should be a conversation you have with your children, yes as a mother of three boys (11, 10 and 3) my husband and I have had these conversations. We also don’t shy away from talking about appropriate pot use, how to avoid more dangerous drugs, sexuality and consent.

Some of my favorite damn meals are salads and I count myself an eternal fatty foodie who loves food. This restaurant in town has this amazing masterpiece of a salad and I order it every time I eat there (just talking about it and now I need to get one tomorrow): arugula, jicama, dried mango, golden raisins, shaved

Let’s ALL be friends.

Right?!

I thought she was a young widow? Like weirdly 19 or 20 young widow?

May this Vine live forever.

When I buy a gift for someone, be it baby shower, bridal shower or wedding - there is a social contract in place wherein my gift is my ticket into your event filled with free food, booze and cake and the chance to hang out with other people at the party I know. If there is no party in which I get to have a decent

We had a tiramisu too! It was the cutest little cake from whatever Whole Foods was closest to our hotel in Las Vegas - because that’s how we roll. We cut it in our hotel room surrounded by the most awesome motley crew of family and friends who were at the intersection of “mom and dad” and “available that weekend and

It may just blow your mind to learn that all embryos start off female. #Boom

Two major thumbs UP. I went in with no expectations too.

This reminds me of the video that went around Facebook in the last year of two pre-teen African American boys who “got nasty haircuts to go with their nasty grades” from their father. I was aghast at that one and had a very asinine argument with the acquaintance who posted it. She thought it was effective parenting

Very true. The thought of people standing idly by while wrongs are inflicted upon anyone has always moved me in a very visceral way - from the stories I read of Germans doing nothing as their Jewish neighbors were evicted to school yard bullies picking on the most vulnerable kids, I just can’t. I’m raising my three

Genuine guffaw.

Is it weird that I pray (atheist) for an incident to occur wherein I can open my big mouth and defend/speak up for someone? Been that way since I was a kid. Uncool shit Does Not Fly around me. Maybe I’m confrontational, maybe I’m nosey but I can’t abide social injustice like ever.

I love those pixie pants - great fit.

As a Texan, I feel you.

I hate it here. Born and raised in Texas but I turned out an uber socialist, feminist, humanist, atheist and there is absolutely nothing here for me and my little family. I’d stay to vote, but I’m so fed up with everything here I’m just dreaming of the day we can afford to move to a more enlightened area.