SwagPumpinOutMyOvaries
SwagPumpinOutMyOvaries
SwagPumpinOutMyOvaries

Mod Cloth girl!

Yes Queen!!

Oh no, way before. Just sayin.

Don't forget, god talked back in this tale. I can't even with people who say god talks to them (my mother included). No, honey, you just sound like you need medication.

Add taco seasoning from Trader Joe’s to the regular Annie’s mac and the world is your oyster. We go balls to wall in my house and made organic fround beef with taco seasoning then dump the whole thing together with the mac...we are gods of dinnertime to our kids.

So many nights piiiiiiiining with those songs on in the background! 90’s right of passage.

My dad too, sigh. And they wonder why we had such a complicated relationship with being proud of who we were: at least 3rd generation Mexican-Americans whose parents NEVER spoke Spanish to us (they had the gall to say we kids were the ones who shunned the language!), in predominantly white schools through high school,

15 year old me would be SHOCKED that I had 3 kids by 30 (when I didn’t even dream I would get around to getting married until 30) and she would be quite pleased that she managed to snag (and marry!) the hottest guy she’d ever seen/made out with at the local punk club. 15 year old me would probably shit herself with

She was JUST crossing over to the mainstream radio stations when she was murdered. "I Could Fall in Love" and "Dreaming of You" were topping the charts as she died. She would've been big.

I sang in a review show a few weekends ago and seriously, singing Amor Prohibido to a live audience was a bit of wish fulfillment in my little life. I tried to do her justice. Selena4Evr

If the military behemoths can’t or won’t do something, it is my sincere hope that all these girls being trained to kill turn their guns on the sorry pieces of shit in Boko Haram. An all-female Nigerian liberation force might be just what they need.

Native Texan and Selena fan: that's our hometown gal and I approve of a MAC pairing. #JustSayin #AnythingForSelenas

Every Kind bar I buy has a full serving of nuts in them - about a small handful.

I stick to the bars with 5g of sugar or less - they’re out there and they are a really great breakfast option for me with a bowl of berries or a banana and a black coffee. Of all the bars out there they really are among the healthiest in terms of sugar, good fats and whole food ingredients. I take everything from the

I worry and wonder how some people make it into adulthood being so dumb.

Yep. He was clearly not having it and yet...

As the mother of 3 sons I’d be right behind you.

What a douchecanoe.

Cognitive dissonance is the only requirement to become a republican lawmaker.

My family has been on the SNAP program twice in my life - once during underemployment in college and another very recently when I was completely unemployed: not a single time did we buy seafood because it was STILL too much of a luxury while trying to feed a family of five on the pittance of $300/per month we were