That movie is a gem

Senior year of high school and this friend of a friend and I decided to give it a go one afternoon after school out of boredom. I thought he'd be sexier as he had that long-haired-gothy-moody thing going on. But alas, he just climbed on top of me and silently pumped away while keeping eye contact but no other discern…

When my husband and I were still dating I totes fell asleep while he was fingering me in the car. I'm pretty sure it was way late and I was on board with it but just got sleepy - ya know? He stopped when he heard me breathing heavily - in a sleeping way and not a sexy way - and called me out "did you seriously just…

My husband and I agree that this is our calling as progressive-hippy-feminist-hardlib parents. Once our first wave of kids have flown the nest (for monetary reasons) we will be fostering exclusively GLBTQ kids - somehow. There really should be an organization that matches kids to families...

this is only reason to purchase game systems/Legos/trend toys: negotiations for a later date

Oh where was my life pre-Broad City? My best friend introduced this to me saying "they're basically us." And it's been an amazing addition to my life ever since.

I will see your "Maybe This Time" and raise you "Losing My Mind" from Follies. We can Karaoke Battle.

Former native-Texan. Consider this election my resignation. #PortlandOrBust

We don't force our boys to be affectionate when they don't want. It infuriates me when my mother tries to insist. How do people not see how creepy it is to hug or kiss someone who has clearly shown they don't want to??

Pro-Forced-Birth

But was he into pegging? Now THAT'S an article worth writing.

I feel you. I was a starred commenter for YEARS until Kinja took over

My husband is barely taller than I am, at 5'4 or so himself, he's a muscular guy and certainly a bit stronger than I am (we arm wrestled while wine-drunk the other day and I held my own & I'm incidentally the one with martial arts training) so for me it's more comforting having another adult in the house, in general.…

THIS. I explained this concept to my husband early in our relationship to help give some insight into being a woman. I explained it as always being ready for a fight. That is indeed a fucked up way to have to go about one's life: constantly on edge, flooded with adrenaline and suspicion of any men in your vicinity.…

Money can't buy taste

Dodai, I've been with you from the start when I was an out-of-the-greys starred commenter named Lola Lane. Your writing was one of the things that kept me coming back every day to Jezebel and I'm sad to see you go. Happy trails, hermana and best of luck!

True facts. My kids love old cartoons as much as the new ones and I don't mind the nostalgia of re-watching cartoons from when I was a kid (or even before my time). But holy hell! T&J had all kinds of Mammy caricatures and other unflattering portrayals of African Americans. I couldn't hold back and let out a "wow…

"no regrets...like not even one letter?" I loved We Are The Millers more than I should have

I went to a fabulous wedding in Austin when I was about 5 months along and I was so bummed that all the signature cocktails for the reception looked so damn good! The bartender was fantastic though and made me no less than three different variations of non-alcoholic cocktail that I had a blast anyway and was over the…

headdesk forever