in trace amounts which your body has already metabolized the THC out of

high five. 2006 was a rough year.

ok fine TSwift. I like you. Fine. Happy now?

We have taken out more payday loans than I'd care to admit and it because we've been desperate more often than not. It isn't for lack of budgeting or financial illiteracy either - it's a combination of living paycheck to paycheck due to enormous student loan debt, having three kids and trying to maintain some…

I read this WHILE eating a delicious bleu cheese burger and it totally turned my stomach. Not feeling great about that burger now.

I was a surrogate a few years ago, about to be injected by the bio-parents' fertilized egg when the dad tested positive for Hep B and my surrogacy agency put the kibosh on that round. I didn't sign up for anothe go as I was about to get married and didn't want baby weight leading up to the big day. All that said my…

excellent use of Ruby Rod gif

Houstonian here: he surrendered. Cold comfort to any survivors; at least he'll be prosecuted.

How could I forget the childcare assistance?! Invaluable.

Let me helpfully pile-on: I did something VERY similar to this woman in that I got pregnant at 19 while a freshman in college, worked two minimum wage jobs to support myself and The Deadweight, was on food stamps, Medicaid for the kids (I had one more a year later - Pentecostal Christianity ladies and gents) and WIC.…

This woman is a moron. If the kids would've eaten the pot - which they would've spit out because it tastes gross by itself - literally nothing would have happened. Cannabinoids need to be heated to activate. If it was dried plant matter, especially in as small a quantity as it sounds like it would've been next to…

As an uninsured Texas woman with three kids already I'm fucking glad my birth control implant is good for another year. I should probably get a passport though, just in case we have to take a quick family vacay south of the border.

I dunno...from the looks of it there's still a good chance this would end in vomiting.

Me and my dad are old school - he always sang me "My Girl" by The Temptations

Not to toot our own parenting horn but our fellas get that all the time now. They're unabashedly sweet and friendly to everyone they meet and go out of their way to be nicer to smaller kids in group settings - my oldest are about to be 9 and 10 and the babe just turned 2. My husband thinks all it is is us being living…

Aw thanks! Your name is pretty fantastic too!

when I feel most depressed about the state of world my comfort is knowing my feminist husband and I are raising three more feminist boys who will become feminist men, thus hopefully putting more hope for women into the world

I think Jessica Chastain could pull it off nicely

agreed! Anytime someone pulls this I say, "That's silly! Babies can't flirt! He was just born incredibly charming."

not even gonna lie - a friend of mine and I are developing this same idea for a Houston Tx bar. Coming soon.