but his character made him that six-tool guy

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

I hope Kucher knows that the water is a hazard.

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

Sort of makes you ask yourself what that kind of stat is actually good for?

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

Wait a minute...Trent Dilfer being bad at his job and things still working out because everyone else on the team is good at theirs? Now I’ve heard everything.

Why are IOC Directors dressed as Brazilian Police Officers?

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

That’s a hefty contract. I guess there was no way the Bronco’s were gonna get Miller lite.
I guess now that he’s getting all the money he’ll be living the Miller High Life.
I guess this was a real Miller Genuine Draft 64 Lemonade???

Maybe I shouldn’t have tried for a third one.

Interesting that the Redskins and Braves both have reservations about other people taking what’s their’s.

Yeah? Then why am I masturbating and trying to get the layering right in photoshop, smartass?

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

The 30-inch Zyla

Votto doesn’t like to play baseball the Wright way.

Mein Drumpf

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

Sad that he finally died, but not entirely unexpected. Kevin Garnett diagnosed him with cancer years ago.