I love seeing emails sent where people have not learned to remove the “sent from my...” because you know you can immediately disregard it as an email from an insane person.

Dave, that’s not how you handle your young stud not hustling. Try choking him.

Yup. These were my writers.

Probably a better choice than their original sticker:

I think we all can agree, if you want to know if something is racist, you ask the guy that collects Nazi paraphernalia.

“My family knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,”

But was he wearing goggles?

Wait, so two yellows and you’re ejected?!? What is this? Football?

I remember this bullshit. There used to be fenced in entrances to FedEx. I remember years ago walking from the metro rather than take the shuttle because I was young, poor and figured it would take just as long to walk. Got to the entrance and was forced to pay for the shuttle anyways in order to enter. God is FedEx a…

Former runner and running store employee. There isn’t one “best” running shoe. There are different types of shoes (neutral, light support, heavy support) and different brands offer different fits (Saucony and Nike have different widths and arches). If you don’t run very much, it might not matter. If you are looking to…

Former runner and running store employee. There isn’t one “best” running shoe. There are different types of shoes…

He has a point on that last one. Lions are notoriously thorough investigators.

I thought this was JaMarcus Russell's song

Jaadeenn's (or jadennn, make up your mind) tweet is mind bending. So she is in a tiny tv in class while watching tv? Is there a chance she is at the nexus of the universe?

That's not quite what I meant when I asked if you wanted to hit the sack...

To add about the intervals, if you keep moving while you are "off", then you train your body to recover while running. So if you ever do "intervals" or "repeats", never stop moving. Don't be the person that has their hands on their knees. That being said, if you are running in a city and get to a stop light, don't…

"Wait, there's now a Shorter BBWAA? Finally, maybe now they'll let me in."

"There's a Shorter BBWAA? Finally. Maybe they will let me in."

Here we have Josh McCown telling us that watching porn is just like getting on an airplane and landing in a city that you did not expect to land in

One step closer to the feedbag...

Easily my favorite song by them. Great choice.