The NFL only guaranteed the first year of its commitment to domestic violence caring.

Were you out all fucking night?

What are you talking about? When he was top dog in Cleveland, he proved he can lead a team to 64 wins... over 3 seasons.

Okay there’d be no dry food left if we’d all gotten our groceries tossed in a lake after we criticized a Jaguar drive.

People have tried moving against Floyd, but has anyone tried not moving?

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

We’re gonna be here all week if we keep reporting every time Francesa becomes disoriented.

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

He’s never been IN the black either.

Gotta say, I’m surprised. That’s a pretty good view from the nosebleed section.

I agree. Selling much less product and making much less money is markedly easier than selling a lot and making a lot.

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

We need a separation between Church and Golden State

Apply with both hands, but in a really weird way that creates almost no rotation.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

“These people have awful names.”

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.