Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

It can just pop up at any time, just randomly. Not because you did something to it, but because it’s there. There’s days when I wake up and I feel fine, and then a week later, it’s kind of stiff.

Matt Barnes probably will be available for the Knicks’ head coaching gig next year, but he absolutely hates players who grab rebounds.

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

The Premier League started in 1995. Presumably that City team from the thirties that got relegated were docked a lot of points for gaining an unfair competitive advantage through the use of time-travel.

I thought they just went to penalty kicks.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

First they came for the Expos, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not from Montreal.

@BillSimmons

Bold statement.

The doctor must have had a lot of trouble treating Curt’s mouth cancer, what with his foot constantly being in the way.

He’s on the record as saying nice things about Puerto Ricans, though. I even heard him say, “There’s no such thing as bad PR.”

[dying]

He’s called Arziona Copley now.

I guess Blackhawk fans will be...

Look, I don’t think the NFLPA does a particularly good job most of the time, but the thing that’s incredibly galling about this is that Troy’s pile of mendacious wordvomits is trying to conceal that the owners actively oppose every single thing he mentioned.

“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock