“You wanna know what NFL pick I’d do over? Jeez, there are so many to choose from... probably that one against the Saints in the NFC Championship game?” -Brett Favre

Thanks,

"What must Jameis prove?"

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

The funniest thing about this might be that lukewarm descriptors like "moderately anti-Snyder" and "occasionally tough" are, if anything, be too generous. Either way, Reid's stuff sucks.

He should quit worrying about money and do his job for the same reason I do mine - the love of repeated head trauma.

To be fair, everyone in the world rushes to judgment, except for Pete Carroll, who passes to judgment, and is usually intercepted.

The men met at a Miami Heat game as part of their on-going commitment to celebrate things that sports fans were really excited about in 2010.

It's hard to make out, but that amorphous blue thing is supposed to be a wildcat

UNC denies the report, but wonders if The Chronicle has any other reports...like maybe on communications or like Shakespeare. Maybe Othello?

Therapist: OK. How about this one? [shows butterfly]

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

Mario Balotelli uses that same comeback except it's directed at underage girls on Instagram.

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

This is a little strange. Generally Coach K is more adept at early exit strategies.

How the heck can they expect a man to celebrate a ping-pong championship without a little racket?!

"... it's about the journey, not the beer."

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.