Nah, it’s fine. It’s EASY to make fun of, and deserves criticism for the Manic Pixie Dream Girl stuff, but making a big deal out of hating Garden State is almost as lame as loving it and thinking it’s the best movie ever.

That opening sentence is darker than a black steer’s tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There is no bottom.

Haven’t gotten past the first sentence because MAYBE JUST TODAY WE SHOULD NOT HAVE THAT BE THE LEDE.

is this satire

I’ve begun and deleted comments three times now. I have no words.

Me too! See also: Hold me closer, Tony Danza.

Wait up, I’ll go with you.

You might think that Ed Sheeran post is annoying, but I have been singing that line FOR YEARS. I will show myself out.

not with that attitude

I know this is controversial, but I LOVED Bachelorette. So psyched for this!

To me, this sounds fair and in the realm of inspiration not a rip-off. The riffs are both done on a piano, and are similarly styled in terms of pace, but the actual melodies don’t seem very similar to my ear. The similar use of the staccato note punctuating the motifs seems to be the big take from one song to another…

Congrats for being mean to a stranger on the internet today!

Theater Geek here—-sorry, I’d enjoy cheerful singing ANY time I am stuck waiting for a plane, so I’m right there with you; sitting in the middle of the noise, soaking it in.

I hate musicals and loud noises.

They’re grown up choir nerds. It’s what they do. Plus The Lion King has the best music.

There’s always someone around who wants to suck the joy out of everything.

Can you even IMAGINE how jealous Titus is?

(Though I’m sure there was at least one who hated every second of it.)

(Though I’m sure there was at least one who hated every second of it.)

James Monroe Iglehart freestyling is EVERYTHING!!!!