all babies look the saaaaaaaaaame

Late 20s ladyperson from the US, and that sounds pretty similar to me. I usually have 1 or 2 pretty much every weeknight (usually beer, sometimes wine or a g&t or a bourbon on the rocks), and 2-4 on weekend nights. Maaaaaybe once a month I’ll have up to 6 in a day if there is a brunch or an afternoon brewery tour…

I will sometimes have a beer or a glass of wine during the weekday, if I need to relax, and 2-4 drinks if I go out on the weekends. I do have a bad habit of getting a bottle of wine and drinking it while ordering takeout and listening to loud music when my roommate is away (which isn’t too often), but that’s probably…

(TW: alcohol/drinking discussion)

It's either from a ball-crushing porn or a video about sexual harassment in the workplace.

For those of you wondering, my husband, Jonathan Taylor Thomas With A Baby Deer and I are doing wonderfully. We've recently welcomed two children, Snap Bracelet and Sticker Earrings and we are just over the moon, me and my husband Jonathan Taylor Thomas With A Baby Deer. Life couldn't be better with him, my real life…

a google search has borne this new information:

Did she really get ahead, though? Or did she get bullied into hiding for years?

Borrowing Bristol's clothes.

Testemoanial ;) ;) ;) amirite?!

Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period.

Should have won album of the year?? Bahahhaaaaaa!!! Bitch please.

Stories like this hit me so hard. My sister has a brain injury caused by a lack of oxygen (weird, freak accident... no drugs, no alcohol, in no way shape or form her fault)

I do forum based tech support for a living, let me run this through my batshit-to-logic converter and see what happens.

Here we are - our tributes from District 12!

if i could have any talent, it would be to be able to really sing. tell me jezzies, what that One Thing you love to do, makes you SUPER HAPPY, but you're not great at it???

"C'mon. That doesn't happen." — Ryan Seacrest, Twitter idiot

Yes exactly! Not to get too weird or TMI (too late I suppose) but to even have sex I need to be completely focused on my breathing and on getting my pelvic floor muscles to relax, it's painful and stressful. I could absolutely be celibate if I was single, you are spot on that it's a lot of work. This is why I will…

Translation: He recently caught a matinee of Cabaret.