@kbrook: ShaBAM! Woman knows what great earrings can do for a short 'do, and vice versa.

@squinko: Love.

@Jen Chappell: Granted I'm taking a leap here, but I'm pretty sure he's gay. And he seems to actually care for his daughter. I'm pretty sure little girls (or boys for that matter) are the last thing he'd wanna get with.

@peasantpoesies: I don't think it's the same thing. It was your sister. And it sounds like she didn't put you onstage, by yourself, in front of a room full of people that understand what your costume meant way more than you did.

I can't even watch the whole first video.

Oh hay Michael Showalter, I believe you may be looking for this: [someoneelsewillputitback.com]

@lil-red: RUN WITH IT.

What I wouldn't give to be in the editing room of Friends With Benefits. Those are some Employees With Benefits.

as long as there's not too much bad shit at once.

10% said nothing bad had happened to them?! What, do they not have parents/grandparents?

I mean, I'll let it happen, but NO.

@PorfirioDiaz: @ForgotMyMantra: I can't hear youuuu! Still a current victory for Team Pie, ya cupcakes!

And that's why you should always be Team Pie.

@girl_ninja: LOOOOved this. I saved some closeups of the material so that I can run into shops once I learn how to sew a damn thing and yell, "I need this, and stat!"

@watery_sword-throwing_tart: Yeah, but those aren't all of them. I'd like to think of myself as one of those awesome kids that supported Obama in a big way. I was was born to boomers that can say pretty racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. things. But I know a lot of people my age that were born to parents that think the…

@FlowbeeBryant: A lot of the baby boomers have babies that think the way that (some of) the baby boomers do. The only way to solve problems is through action.

My boyfriend's family doesn't take Christmas too seriously, and he flew out to visit one of our mutual friends for Christmas. Our mutual friend went to college with us and his parents immigrated to the US from India. He, of course, has lived in the US all of his life. He has met both of my parents, and (of course) has…

@Arken: It's a bonus that can get you into college, especially if you can't afford it and need a scholarship. And there are women from my high school that were able to go to a really good college they normally wouldn't have been able to afford due to their sports scholarships.

@Arken: I know what you mean, but I still wouldn't hate on sports teams to get there. Those things are very important to some students and can change their lives.

Now I'm waiting for the WikiLeak to confirm that "genetically-modified mice" = Flipper.