@Rosie: Perhaps, but I mostly meant things like the seams and just how the dresses were finished. I'm not sure if height/being of non-model weight would affect that or not.

@babyruthless: Thank you! I love a good lesson in Etsy-speak.

@raineoffire: HOLY SHIT.

Holy hipsters, Batman! Woof.

Is red satin just really hard to sew well or something? These all look off. It's like they wanted them to look hand-made (in a bad way) instead of designed.

@Oceanic: And changes her name to "Ginger"

@Tara Incognita: Especially when they just highlight how frail the child looks!

@Never_Nude: Some was taped in good 'ole Michigan, too! I feel like such a nerd, but it is really exciting to see places you've both loved AND hated through the years show up on the big screen.

Anything in large quantities is a bad thing. But let's compare people that are alcoholics from the age of 15 on to potheads. Whether or not the maturity thing is true, I'd take that any day over the side effects of alcohol. I've dated one and had a parent for the other.

@SunburnedCounsel: WTF?! The woman committed suicide! Nothing like giving us a fresh reason to feel depressed for her post mortem.

I'm debating sending this to my mom and grandma. I don't know how many times I've heard them say (in the midst of a conversation about race and how they don't understand how a person could be racist) that, "I don't even think of Obama as black." Then I'm left to try and explain why they can't say that.

This photo makes me want to get my face painted so bad. I loved doing things like that when I was little. It was so relaxing. Not at all like putting on makeup.

See my problem is that I don't really wanna buy Vicky's Secrets, but they LOOK like cute bathing suits.

Well now I know for sure that I'll be watching them.

The only thing I read in this summary is "the situation." Obviously I'm the only true American here.

@doit2julia: Being grossed out about an intact penis feels frighteningly similar to being grossed out by a natural (i.e. unshaven, undouched, etc.) vagina.

@CynicalPink: delete!

Good to know they celebrated my birthday. Now go win awards amongst yourselves.

Still not convinced that this isn't Janeane Garofalo. The only thing giving me pause is the un-Ani Difranco outfit.

@iquenique: FER SERIOUS. So bangin. That and a flapper dress!