@West63 @all: The problem is that my dad thinks I don't know he's drinking. How I wouldn't have figured that out is beyond me, but he thinks that if he puts it in these Pepsi bottles and only drinks vodka (which he thinks I can't smell), then I won't know. So it's like not only would I be addressing the fact that he's…

@vitajex: Please tell me you're for real with this.

So here's a question: If your parent is driving you drunk, and does so often, what do you do? Let's be honest here: telling them to pull over because they're drinking/drunk isn't always going to work. Plus, they're your parent. You don't necessarily want to send a parent that supports you (sometimes in the most…

This makes me positively giddy. Not even in a "thank god there is a diverse group of people in this shoot" kind of way either (ok a little). It makes me giddy because it somehow reminds me of what it's like to be with my friends. I don't even mean specific memories. I mean the happiness.

@Zulkey: I guess if we're still in this recession, we may as well play the part.

@badmutha: Oh I uh, totally knew that. In fact, uh, my response like, WAS a joke, so um... how bout them Kardashians?

@badmutha: Damn internet, I can't tell if you're joking or not. If you aren't, I don't think we're looking at the same picture.

@ValSilph: Me too! And then I thought that was Ryan Phillippe and was all OH EM GEE I THOUGHT JAKE WOULD NEVER LEAVE.

I didn't even recognize Rashida Jones at first due to her frumptastic dress.

Well people, I can't believe that I even have to tell you this, but she's OBVIOUSLY dressed as THE party in the USA.

Words CANNOT express how much I've anticipated this day coming.

@JustMe: It DOES look like a 2. It took me until I was 20 to figure out how it actually looked like a Q.

Ladies and gentlemen,

@PrincessOfPower: Yeah, I would have shuffled her over to the bad list. I hate to say it, but she looks frumpy. Or like she's a bridesmaid.

@GreyEminence: DID see it. I don't know her very well, so thanks for giving me a reference point!

@BAngieB: But sometimes being a juicehead runs in the faaaaamily!

@mamacrass: Aw man, I thought you were making a funny! I love me some Yoda speak!

Some stars can't handle the pressure of seeing their names in lights...

@mamacrass: Thank you Yoda.

@grace darling: I agree with you 100%, save for the part about 11 being a prepubescent age.