And has there ever been a finer evocation of passion than the tango/paso doble/dance of sheer insanity shared between Morticia and Gomez?

I love the response to that rant too, where Morticia is completely understanding. That’s another thing I find so charming about this movie—the Addamses don’t hate Debbie, they just want Fester back. I think they sorta like and admire her, actually.

I miss Raul Julia so much. I saw him play the lead in Man of La Mancha and it was one of the best Broadway performances I ever saw ... and that includes Robert Guillaume as Phantom and Eartha Kitt in Timbuktu.

When you start unironically hanging words of encouragement on your walls, you’re dead already.

So, no “Live Love Laugh” or “Dream Dare Do” bedazzles your walls?

My “pastels” are insipid and banal words or phrases one buys at crafty places and hangs on the walls, like “Family” or “Joy.” If a SO tried to hang such things in my home, that’d be a dealbreaker.

Is this where I can show off my daughter who did a mashup this year of her two favorite things: Draco and Corn. Comin at ya: DraCorn Malfoy.

I like Kristen Bell. I ran hot and cold with her for years, until The Good Place. Now, I am firmly on Team Kristen!

Keep trying Jezebel, I’m not going to hate Kristen Bell, and don’t know why you think I should.

Yup.

Yeah this is so relatable. On a much tinier scale of course. Also, do I have to change my name now? Fuckin Kevin spacey

MARY WOULD HAVE DONE NO SUCH THING

I’d like Mueller to go to Jared.

I have cat ears to wear while walking the kid around the ‘hood. It’s the girls turn to walk this year, so we will have a cooler full of wine and be tipsy by the time we’re done.

........I’m going as Mo’Nique going as Mo Rocca..........it ain’t easy, Queen!.......

That partially shaved bear is having a seizure toward that nice lady. Someone should do something.

Floats like a stick of butter, runs like he saw a bee.

What I love is that he wasn’t even great in the action scenes. By the mid-90s, his fight scenes were sped up, and it wasn’t subtle.

Never forget!

He runs like a six year old who just saw a bee.