As he glowered at the larger plane

I dunno. Some guys are into quality acting, ya know...

You know how many people still beat their children? It might make you feel better to pretend otherwise, but he is not really an outlier or some egregious monster. He’s an uninformed, misguided father who’s leaning on the practices of his upbringing

“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016

Stair daggers would encourage more elevator use.

Awwww, the Denver Broncos!

Roses are red

So what is your reason for acting like an idiot?

Bukakke - Wisconsin style!

I’m here in St Louis, and my boss announces to the group around us “Gary Pinkel announced his retirement for health reasons: lack of backbone! Ha!”

Seriously, fuck this whole state.

Eight arms > Eight candles

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

Why the hell would a place that puts a premium on literacy hire a Tide fan to begin with?

“Well I’ll be Goddamned” - everyone involved

What does a criminal look like . There isn't a uniform or set description so by your example all patrons on this store should be locked out , they weren't

Snyder....Party of two...You’re table is ready

It would have sounded like Whitney blowing away Adele.