Seriously though, who brings a baby to a game?

Under his sheet.

Why the comma?

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Reverse, reverse

It’s safe to assume this never would’ve happened with a player from Anglo State.

Unless I work for the government in a national security position, if my employer asks to see my personal cellphone, I would tell them to go shove an iphone 6 plus up their ass.

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So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

Wow you’ve deduced all of that from this 6 second video showing him making a ridiculous shot? Dude’s probably gonna go to his 5th final in a row this year. But good one for saying lebron should have the work ethic of eight white players who combined have fewer mvp’s than he does.

Best fans in baseball

he's boxing out the guy directly behind him, there's no guarantee that if he doesn't go up & try to rebound or tip the ball that guy won't get it or tip it in. are we really at the point where we chastise players for giving refs "an opportunity" to make a horseshit call?

Personally, I would vote for the one of Alison Williams getting her ass eaten.

And they replied: "Do what again?"

[shakes fist]

This makes me miss my home state. Don't ever change MN.

He's not a thug- he's white.

Here's what I don't understand… especially even on Deadspin alone. Was the pass call a smart play? No. It wasn't.