[shakes fist]

This makes me miss my home state. Don't ever change MN.

He's not a thug- he's white.

Here's what I don't understand… especially even on Deadspin alone. Was the pass call a smart play? No. It wasn't.

he think you need to make myself a sandwich.

Treadmill: COME ON DOWN!!

Why do homeless people need to be brought food? Why don't you go overseas and work in a small African village that is overrun by starvation and disease?

"[Gronk and I] were into the same things—girls and hanging out and having a good time on top of football."

I don't think he has a problem. He's in his young 20s and everyone his age is getting shitfaced all the time. His maturity comes into question, but labeling him an alcoholic because he likes to party like normal people his (my) age is a little absurd.

Seems legit

The Grizzlies seem cool.

$16k? That's...surprisingly not very much. And don't misunderstand me, I don't mean that to minimize what Johnson does, just the opposite. It's just startling to realize that you can bring a pretty good chunk of happiness to a bunch of kids for the same amount a lot of NFL players would drop on bottle service on a…

Well I didn't know so many illiterate Conservative Fucktards knew how to spell "Progressive", so I guess we both learned something today.

You're across the damn street from it, dude.

Teams are probably having trouble finding him.

Rock out with your Hawk out, amirite?

James Harden: Hair should grow down out of one's face!

"And that's why Robert Horry was and remains the seventh greatest NBA player of all time."