I think it's entirely possible that they were told what was on the tape and refused to look at it to maintain plausible deniability.

Actually he's talking about the legality of handing over evidence in their possession. The casino is not obligated to keep that video private as there is no assumption of privacy in their elevator. I admit I'm no NJ law expert but that's the way I read the AG's comments.

Well played sir.

Oh okay, so I can go kill my neighbor and claim mental defect now because, you know... I woke up this morning and didn't think about killing him. Thanks. His smarmy hellos rages me out as far as you know.

Any time a defensive lineman returns a fumble for a TD...

Let it go, just Let.It.Go.

Wouldn't it be easier to just put Yakety Sax on a loop with the Cowboys logo?

One could argue the Cowboys ARE one giant chaotic sequence.

So your solution is to go in the complete opposite direction by saying her life is destroyed? How are you any better than the ones you're complaining about?

I'd go with "Sunglasses and Ray Dried Rice At My Wedding".

Just. Awesome. +1

That would be a sweet name if they were both on the same team.

Kornheiser did that one last year, how much you wanna bet every one of those who have it are telling everyone they made it up?

Right? I'm with you.

I'm sure there are plenty of legitimate reasons to be suspect of any coach's call to someone but c'mon.... isn't it just possible that since she's already expressed how much of a fan she is, he just thought she'd get a kick out of it? To think his only (or main) motivation is recruitment is paranoid or jaded. It's…

So it's nice to see that this name is starting to get erased, and it's nice that you guys at Deadspin *say* it's a big thing... but how can you expect us to believe you think it's a big thing when you still use the name yourself?

For a site that loves to rip on the fact that the team name is insensitive, I sure see you guys using it a lot.

Anyone.... ANYONE.... (this is so important I have to say it a 3rd time) ANYONE who declares they are cool is most certainly not. Cool is exuded and unspoken... because to speak of it is unnecessary even in this post's context.

You're clearly just randomly picking shit to support your argument. Most of the Canadian border states? Minnesota? Wisconsin? Michigan? Maine? Washington? Unless you're living opposite day, you're an idiot.

So you assume.