The constraining all players to one screen isn’t the biggest problem though. The problem is that one player has to be the bucket-bitch and by the time they have wandered into the fray and set the bucket down at a reasonable point, the fight is half over. (from what I remember).

Yeah, so when they announced it, I thought, “wow, this is the perfect game for the Switch! No cables required!” And with crossplay, if you’re a family of 4 and don’t have 4 Switches, some can play on tablets instead. There were so many ways they could have pulled this of decently and didn’t.

That sounds right. I remember using the GBA only on 2 games, this one and Wind Waker looking for treasure. 

I still can’t believe they added online play but didn’t make local co-op work. Yeah, you’d probably have to rework some UI stuff, but that’s gotta be easier than creating a matchmaking system.

I actually like it when remasters keep everything. Depending on the game, the bad features keep the nostalgia. Many old games we just didn’t know any better, and I like them for that.

However sometimes you wish they would just change that one little thing, or fix bugs that never had the ability to be patched back…

You missed the biggest issue. On gamecube you had to own a GBA to play this with friend, and buy some special cables without any other purpose. Which alone, tanked the game sales a lot. And now the game come back, with way more powerfull system, and you still can’t play it with multiple players, sharing your screen,…

That, sir, is a master bate pun.  Teach me.

Condoms!?!?! Ye olde “bate” and switch I see.

Notably, Blitzchung’s 6 month suspension still stands.

“In general, it feels like the portable outings for Zelda encourage more experimentation and quirkiness, whether it’s the dream world of Link’s Awakening or the seasonal and temporal manipulation of the Oracle games. This is very much welcome in a series that, until recently with Breath of the Wild, could be rather…

The fact that it didn’t launch with an Ethernet port is the only thing that legitimately bothers me about the Switch design.

Yay! Let’s ruin more people’s reputations without any sort of due process! All Tyson can do is deny (and we all know that denial is a sign of guilt), while the women don’t actually have to produce any tangible evidence but they are to be believed no matter what, and Tyson can have his life and career destroyed! Only…

Sounds like a you problem, weirdo

Why is Uranus orbiting on its side?

“All I said was that I wanted to explore Uranus.”

Stop having heroes

***This will be spoilery unless you’ve either completed the challenge or don’t care about it.***

I beat it in my third or fourth try. I don’t have anything constructive to add to this discussion, but I just thought I’d mention that because it makes me feel good about myself.

I finally gave in and started looking up hints. Fucking tetris piece puzzles. I have a family and don’t have the time to bang my head against a fucking wall. Needless to say, I will never even see the challenge for myself.

I feel exactly the same wait about the Challenge: Like it’s a bait-and-switch. You’re given an entire game in which you can peacefully, logically think your way through. Then this mess of randomly generated puzzles is thrown at you in which luck is a bigger factor than any other: the luck of getting a random sequence…